Conversation I just had with my boss:
Me: “Just for fun, I’d like to write a paper on Acquisition Reform in the Dept of Defense over the past 30 years, and discuss how every initiative has failed, and then challenge the government to tell me why the latest initiatives will work, and, if I have time, I’d like to look back at the ‘objective’ GAO reports over those same 30 years and see how objective they are in light of the historical and political climate of the time.”
Boss: “Your definition of “fun” and my definition of “fun” vary drastically”
InnerTeub 
I’m confused. Just because you’ve turned lame doesn’t necessarily mean you need a vacation. Last i checked you had a week in Key West in June. So you’re saying that 2 months – 8 whole weeks – of work has really had it’s toll on you?
I don’t think a vacation can solve your problems. You need to look deeper
Your brother is totally right. You’re just another corporate lackey now.
Hush, both of you. 😛